These very true words are found in the Hat's very own theme song. The Hat is an amazingly delicious place with food so massive it could probably feed a small nation. Unfortunately, its only a Southern California chain, which makes me sad that I won't be able to go here ever again. I'll miss their gigantic chili cheese fries.
Its like the place is designed to kill. Really, where else can you order some onion rings and they give you a gigantic bag, half full with onion rings, and just for good measure throw in that little tiny boat that they're supposed to fit in.
It literally took me 3 days to finish off that plate of chili cheese fries. Thats how massive it was.
Ratings:
Location: 4/5 - Eh, its a chain, but only in Southern California. Granted its not in the coolest part of town, but at least there's parking.
Price: 4/5 - Amazingly cheap for the size, but still kinda expensive. Chili Cheese Fries and a Pastrami Sandwich will put you back $11, but you'll have left overs for days.
Taste: 4/5 - Its very delicious, but really, the best quality of The Hat is the sheer quantity of food they give you.
Atmosphere: 3/5 - They have this enormous shelf of just sauce packets. But other than that, its not much of a place to eat at. Comfortable, I guess, but nothing that says you have to eat here to get the full experience
Total: 15/20 - It may not be the most delicious place, or the cheapest, but if you're a glutton like me, you'll love the Hat. We'll go to the Hat 2-3 a month just to get our chili cheese fry fix.
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