Part 0.15: Jimbo's Tacos

Ok, I'm going to cheat a bit here, but I had to review this place. I've actually have never been, but my mom brings back food from here all the time. Ignore that I can't judge the price, location or atmosphere, but really it doesn't matter anyways, cause these are quite possibly the worst tacos I have ever tasted. In fact, this place makes me consider redesigning my rating system because it doesn't properly weigh the taste of the food. In fact, I think from now on, taste will be out of 15 points instead of just five.

Anyways, now to warn you to never go to Jimbo's Tacos. The tacos are always soggy and greasy. Why are tacos greasy? Its supposed to be meat, cheese, lettuce and salsa. Where is there grease in that? Its almost as if they're deepfried, but without the delicious deepfried taste. The taco shells are an abomination. Its a fried corn tortilla, but covered in salt and parmesean cheese. And way too much of it I might add. Its like taking a bite out of a soggy salt block. The only redeeming quality is that if you cover it with enough hot sauce, you can drown out the rancid taste of the meat. Though you're still left with an even soggier salty taco shell.
All in all, don't go here.

Ratings:
Location: ?/5 - Its in everywhere but Tracy, which for once, I applaud Tracy's good sense.
Price: ?/5 - Irrelevant.
Taste: 2/15 - I'll give it some points for the hot sauce, but that's about it.
Atmosphere: ?/5 - Supposidly it has some history behind it.
Total: 2/30 - Here's to my first bad review. Hopefully it'll also be my last.